She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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