escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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