Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
