belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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