so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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