I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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