We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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