I hope mine doesn't look like that
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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