Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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