that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
not ubering you a puppy
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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