where does the pee come out of this thing
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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