best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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