Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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