just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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