Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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