names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
not ubering you a puppy
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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