wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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