that's an acceptable place to lick
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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