i just had sex bonerless
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
They have beer where we have blood.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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