and she was petting her beer can
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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