Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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