YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Pants are for mortals
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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