I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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