"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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