Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
We have started to decorate penises.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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