We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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