I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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