some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's blow job season.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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