Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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