I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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