CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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