I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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