if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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