She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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