i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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