I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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