hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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