I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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