You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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