Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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