idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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