jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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