I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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