ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Randomize
