I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize