Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I didn't notice because vodka
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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