ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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