Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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