where does the pee come out of this thing
i just made my gag reflex go away.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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