Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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