Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
