As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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