Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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