No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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