Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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