He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Dick very happy bro
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