Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
ttyl tear gas
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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