Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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