Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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