i jhust puked up my retainher.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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